Isolation Bad-Ass

A Little Humour 👑 In A Little Story

Ah got this feeling

Inside my bones.

It’s givin’ me 

The BuuuZZZzzzz

It’s HOT 🔥

But not like anger 

Nah bro 

I’m not enraged

It’s the 

Buzz

Buzz

Buzz

Of a wasp enRAPtured 🐝

Or the squawk of a yellow canary

  Causin’ IT

In it’s golden cage

I’m on that vibe – man

I just can’t shake it

Kelis- Yo! She knows the score 🥛

Ah Got them feelz

It’s straight-up

Naughty

Slut-dropping

on the (open-plan) dance floor

I’ma absolutely frickin’ AT IT

It’s mischief-causing 

MAYHEM 🌪

Propping up the kitchen bar stool

Just me

Myself 🕶

No ‘them’

I’ma Isolation Bad-Ass

I’m chomping at the bit

Got that BAD-ASS-SASS

It’s Wednesday?

Please Gurl 💅

I’m Lit 🔥

Check me Cuz

You’ll see

The Isolation Bad-Ass 

If I were a Menace

I would be Dennis

A Chipmunk?

You can bet I would be Alvin

If I were in a boi band

Believe I’d be the BAD-ASS

Lip-syncing in the back row

Half naked in his Calvin’s 

I’ma mischief-maker

Isolation Booty Shaker

Moonwalk glider

Kitchen slider 

Slim Shady shakin’ 

Breakfast-makin’  🥞

Isolation Bad-Ass 

Slut-dropping – I’ma gliding 

Bumping and a-grinding 

Up and down 

The recycling 🗑

Showing those bins

Hey Sweetcheeks!

Separating out the plastic

I’ma Mr Lovah Lovah

Pure HOT STUFF 🔥

Mr Shaggy BOMBASTIC 💣

Isolation Bad-Ass

Call me Wee Freddie Fantastic 

Mr Fahrenheit ~ Who’s askin’? 

Cuttin’ a rug in my Christmas onesie 

One step

Two step

Baby

I could go like this ALL NIGHT!

Weeeeeeey heeeeeeey!

The Isolation Chancers

I’ma up here causing a 

KAAAH-FUUUUFF 

Off with the Christmas onesie 

Givin’ it YALDY in the buff! 🍑

Published by Woman in Conversation

I’m Linda. A Woman in Conversation. I’m here because I’m passionate about a lot of things but mostly about people. Together with my own experiences my aim is to share upfront and honest, perfectly human Little Stories. I’m in if you’re in. Let’s Talk!

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